have you met miss jones?

Today is "Things You Wouldn't Actually Use But Need to Buy Anyway" Day. You're probably aware that more and more people are suffering from this disease, a compulsion to want things so beautiful and delicate they can only be looked at on a shelf, even though they resemble every day objects, like cups and vases and bags, you wouldn't dare pour your Twinings into them. You are not alone. If you are suffering from addiction, you can visit Miss Jones today for a harmless fix of very reasonably priced ceramic objects to calm your nerves. Visit www.haveyoumetmissjones.com.au